Organic Garden Enthusiast T-Shirts

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

Allotment

But is it organic?

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Steamed vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

At the market

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Attack of the 'health' foods

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.