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Methyl Iodide use.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

But is it organic?

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

At the market

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Steamed vegetables."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."