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A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Giant slug attacks a city

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Tree Passion