Urban Garden Buffs T-Shirts

"I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces when I tell them their meager side salads were grown right here in Brooklyn!"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Gardening new year's plans

Ecological Therapy

You will always find a spot to garden

Neurotics in the tropics

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Paving over the window-box

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Painting nature.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Desk of an urban farm manager

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.