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An apartment garden.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Gardening new year's plans

Ecological Therapy

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

You will always find a spot to garden

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Paving over the window-box

Nun confronts mugger.

Painting nature.

Flowers in the city

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Pasadena Playhouse War

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

Urban Expansion

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'