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'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Dog in Daisys

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Giant slug attacks a city

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Grass huggers.

Gardening new year's plans

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

You will always find a spot to garden

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'