Urban Greenery Guru T-Shirts

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Dog in Daisys

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Giant slug attacks a city

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

You will always find a spot to garden

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Grass huggers.

Gardening new year's plans

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'