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Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

Urban Compost Heap.

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'I try to eat local, but we don't grow too much up here.'

Tree.

"You can call it what you want Johnny Appleseed, around here it's littering."

"No cannabis up 'ere Sarge - just courgettes and lettuce."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

Estate agent client

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'All produce grown in window boxes'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

This patch of weeds sponsored by City Greens

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'Oh no! I'm losing the plot.'

Wall Flower

Farmland

"We've got moles."

Urban Gardens

Tree in concrete jungle

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Balcony Rain

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Don't forget to tell customers about our upside-down tomatoes. What? People love the suspended buckets. It's then latest thing. That's torture, dad! Would you have grown me hanging from the ceiling if it were the "latest thing"? Ok. Don't answer that.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'She's blocking the way in protest against the unprecedented rise in the price of cauliflowers.'

Painting nature.

City Cow growing grass in a window box.