City Greenery Advocate T-Shirts

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

urban agriculture

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

Flowers in the city

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Preserve these Wetlands.

Paving over the window-box

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

When Trees Dream

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

House Plant Party

'Just because we're green doesn't mean we're green.'

Recycling Bin in Operating Theatre

"Here's your gift. It's made from 100% recycled materials."

Urban Gardens

The urban gardener.

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

Deforestation

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"