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'I can't believe we've been relocated from the bottom of the garden to make space for parking!'

'Two Oaks. Where are the oaks. They were cut down to build the house. '

Developers vs Planners

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

Water company bonus.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Not to mention the park view."