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"Housekeeping? What do you have that will remove an ominous portent of doom and failure that's shrouding a cubicle?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Vivienne Westwood

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Water scarcity in Africa

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Humans are 100% recyclable.