Clean Space Advocate Gifts

"Housekeeping? What do you have that will remove an ominous portent of doom and failure that's shrouding a cubicle?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'