Clean Sea Advocate Gifts

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Climate Crisis

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Water company bonus.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Rubbish Carousel

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Corporate Recruiters, Inc. makes a HUGE mistake hauling up its drift net in full view of a Greenpeace International office.