Clean Sea Advocate Pillows

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Government a la Carte

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I blame global warming!'

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Japanese Whaling

Rubbish Carousel

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"