Save The Seas Advocate Pillows

Actually I kinda' like the smell of crude oil. It hides that fishy smell!

"Stop oil!!!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Evolution.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Japanese Whaling

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Vivienne Westwood

The World Weeps

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Tree Funeral

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Ecology.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"