How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?
Clean Sea Advocate Mugs
Start the day with a splash of awareness—our clean sea advocate mugs are a cheerful reminder of the importance of ocean conservation, perfect for coffee or tea mornings.
"It's official"..."It's a drought!"
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
Humans...What is their purpose?
Nature versus commerce.
'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'
"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"
It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.
"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."
New Road Signs to Watch For:
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'
"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"
"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"
The Jolly Green Giant Squid
Government a la Carte
"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"
"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"
'I blame global warming!'
Climate Crisis
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."
"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"
"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"
Water company bonus.
'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'
Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.
What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!
If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.
"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"
"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."
Japanese Whaling
Rubbish Carousel
"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"
Clean Sea Advocate Mugs Collection
Clean Sea Advocate Pillows
Add a marine-themed touch to your home with our conservation pillows—support ocean health every time you relax.
Clean Sea Advocate Prints
Brighten your space with eye-catching prints dedicated to clean seas—spread awareness and decorate with purpose.
Clean Sea Advocate T-Shirts
Discover our range of eco-conscious t-shirts that celebrate marine conservation—ideal for raising awareness while staying stylish.