Ocean Advocate Mugs

Rising Sea Levels - An Alternative Theory

Population explosion: 20th century and 21st century.

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

'Maybe we should just go to the park.'

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

'There aren't plenty more fish in the sea...'

"...ocean levels are rising faster than expected so world domination could be sooner than later..."

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Shows the worlds oceans becoming dead sea's in the future.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'You're right, they've polluted the oceans, but I can tell you they've messed up the air too...'

Fish with board reading 'The end is nigh'

"Damn, he's seen us. Now we'll have to act all compassionate."

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"If I hold this plastic bottle to my ear I can hear the ocean calling for help. . ."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Eating PCB is all right, but mercury has more charisma.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Bottle being thrown onto waste barge from ocean liner.

Whale Earmuffs

UK sewage dumps

Recent water samples taken from sea around Fukushima nuclear plant suggest alarming levels.

"We don't have life preservers. If we go down, you can float on all the plastic bottles in the water."

"Better watch out now, tuna fleets!"

"Cut down on plastics."

'I hate it when medical waste washes up on shore. Just look at all these denial of service letters.'

"The fish isn't renewable, but I know the fisherman has 6 kids and counting."

Fish's Revenge

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'I used to play here as a kid, but of course, that was before Humans built that sewer pipe...'

"But can they save themselves?"

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

Tourism Industry