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Rising Sea Levels - An Alternative Theory

Population explosion: 20th century and 21st century.

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

'Maybe we should just go to the park.'

'There aren't plenty more fish in the sea...'

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

"...ocean levels are rising faster than expected so world domination could be sooner than later..."

Shows the worlds oceans becoming dead sea's in the future.

"Damn, he's seen us. Now we'll have to act all compassionate."

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Fish with board reading 'The end is nigh'

'You're right, they've polluted the oceans, but I can tell you they've messed up the air too...'

Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it

"But can they save themselves?"

"Cut down on plastics."

UK sewage dumps

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Eating PCB is all right, but mercury has more charisma.

Fish's Revenge

Bottle being thrown onto waste barge from ocean liner.

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

Whale Earmuffs

'I used to play here as a kid, but of course, that was before Humans built that sewer pipe...'

Recent water samples taken from sea around Fukushima nuclear plant suggest alarming levels.

'I hate it when medical waste washes up on shore. Just look at all these denial of service letters.'

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

"The fish isn't renewable, but I know the fisherman has 6 kids and counting."

"Better watch out now, tuna fleets!"

"We don't have life preservers. If we go down, you can float on all the plastic bottles in the water."

"I hear the British and the French are squabbling over fishing rights again. . ."

"If I hold this plastic bottle to my ear I can hear the ocean calling for help. . ."

Tourism Industry