Oceanic Advocate T-Shirts

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

The Environmentalist

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Pandora's boxes

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

Stop Human Footing

Save the river.

Sea Change.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

No tree hugging.

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

The Seahoover

World crisis

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."