Ocean Activist Gifts

Oil Whales

'Toxic Waste Found on Beach.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

Actually I kinda' like the smell of crude oil. It hides that fishy smell!

"There goes the neighbourhood!"

Orca Winfrey interviews Meghan Mackerel.

A narwhal gets caught to litter as he swims through the ocean.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Fisherman catching whale

'They're to protect my ears from damage created by the Navy's sonar testing.'

Plastic contamination

"You've got some plastic between your teeth."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Insect extinction

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think we have run out of time..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Climate Change

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."