Marine Activist Gifts

'A lot of detergents down here - everything tastes funny, but we've never been cleaner.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

View to the Future

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Water company bonus.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Japanese Whaling

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Climate Change

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

COP26

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

COP29

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Raining Leaves.