Marine Conservation Supporter Gifts

"We’re a lending aquarium."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"I don't do windows."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Japanese Whaling

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Dolphin

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Stop Human Footing

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

A whale with corporate sponsorship

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"You have sewage between your teeth."

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"Nope. No fish."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

UK sewage dumps