Marine Conservation Supporter Gifts

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I don't do windows."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Dolphin

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Stop Human Footing

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"You have sewage between your teeth."

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

The Procrastinator

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"Nope. No fish."

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."