Marine Life Advocate Gifts

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Fish diary 2048.

'As long as they're being fished to extinction, we might as well be the ones to do it.'

'Okaaay, big guy, the picture goes. Funny, nobody's ever complained about it before you.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I don't do windows."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Dolphin

Free Radicals.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Sea Change.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Lovers scuba diving