Marine Life Advocate Gifts

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Fish diary 2048.

'As long as they're being fished to extinction, we might as well be the ones to do it.'

'Okaaay, big guy, the picture goes. Funny, nobody's ever complained about it before you.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I don't do windows."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Free Radicals.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Dolphin

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Lovers scuba diving

Save the river.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Stop Human Footing

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Sea Change.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.