Marine Life Advocates Gifts

Songs of the humpbacked whale

US destroys Dangerous Satellite.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"They're so like us."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Dolphin

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Save the river.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Sea Change.

Lovers scuba diving