Marine Life Advocates Gifts

Songs of the humpbacked whale

US destroys Dangerous Satellite.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"They're so like us."

"The unlucky lemming"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I don't do windows."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Dolphin

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Sea Change.

Lovers scuba diving