Sea Life Advocate Gifts

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Not enough fish in the sea

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Free Radicals.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Save the river.

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Frontex

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

The Seahoover

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

World crisis

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.