Marine Conservationist Gifts

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'You're right, they've polluted the oceans, but I can tell you they've messed up the air too...'

A not-so-happy Minke Whale has discovered where a piece of his rear end has ended up;in a Japanese restaurant.

"Dilly Wily!"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"And the calamari, would you like plastic with that?"

Stop Human Footing

"I see you on a beach..."

'They're to protect my ears from damage created by the Navy's sonar testing.'

'There's no pudding until you eat your krill.'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

'Get lost!'

In need of protection.

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'Couldn't you have just thrown it back?'

Japanese Whaling

Statue of Liberty Underwater

"We're baitfish -- we'll always be endangered."

"By the way, thank you so much for saving me. You are, like, the nicest great white shark ever!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Batman O' War