Ocean Conservationist Gifts

Whale tells family to save themselves.

'Sometimes, I think that men imagine us smarter than we really are...What on earth does that mean?...'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

Save the Whales

Bluefin tuna: 'Wow, no kidding?! I'm Dolphin friendly too!'

'Look! We must be close to civilisation.'

'I say we let the poor thing on the boat. The poor creature has been a performing shark his whole life, he won't survive a day out here in the wild.'

'Yes, my Pilot Fish is old and pretty much useless now, but he's been with me for years: I can't just fire him...'

Save the Whales.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"I just can't believe the irony. Eric, dead, all because he got tangled in a Bag for Life."

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

Sea Change.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Save the river.