Ocean Conservationist T-Shirts

Whale tells family to save themselves.

'Sometimes, I think that men imagine us smarter than we really are...What on earth does that mean?...'

"You're right - the cod stocks are worryingly low."

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Save the Whales

Bluefin tuna: 'Wow, no kidding?! I'm Dolphin friendly too!'

'Look! We must be close to civilisation.'

'I say we let the poor thing on the boat. The poor creature has been a performing shark his whole life, he won't survive a day out here in the wild.'

'Yes, my Pilot Fish is old and pretty much useless now, but he's been with me for years: I can't just fire him...'

Save the Whales.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"I just can't believe the irony. Eric, dead, all because he got tangled in a Bag for Life."

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'