Ocean Conservationists T-Shirts

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Save the river.

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Fishing for Litter

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

World crisis