Ocean Conservationists Gifts

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Save the river.

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

Fishing for Litter

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'