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The base of a statue in a park reads "Your ad immortalized in this space".

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Leading Economic Indicator.

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

'El Nino now.'

Private Jet

No poking doughboy

'The greenest government ever?'

This is the age of the train

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Two Oaks. Where are the oaks. They were cut down to build the house. '

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Look, you stay on your side of the bowl and I'll stay on mine!'

'I can't believe we've been relocated from the bottom of the garden to make space for parking!'

Bed divider.

Developers vs Planners

"I know I've been late to every class this week, but considering how close you are standing next to me, I would say you're on pretty thin ice yourself Principal Harris."

'It worked!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Huge potholes, unsafe bridges - our infrastructure is falling apart! Debates don't talk about it - where's the answer?"

"Housekeeping? What do you have that will remove an ominous portent of doom and failure that's shrouding a cubicle?"

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

"Personal space trainer"

'Don't worry, I always stand this close to people.'

Deaths on the road

"What? Too personal too soon?"

No Swimming, Skateboarding, Bicycling, Parking, Calories. . .