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"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Club Antisocial

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Private Jet

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Comfy?"

No poking doughboy

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

"Polly needs some time alone."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Look, you stay on your side of the bowl and I'll stay on mine!'

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

Family Cubicle

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

"Does the doctor hug?"

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

"I know I've been late to every class this week, but considering how close you are standing next to me, I would say you're on pretty thin ice yourself Principal Harris."

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'