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"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Club Antisocial

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Comfy?"

Private Jet

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Look, you stay on your side of the bowl and I'll stay on mine!'

"Polly needs some time alone."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

Family Cubicle

"Does the doctor hug?"

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

"I know I've been late to every class this week, but considering how close you are standing next to me, I would say you're on pretty thin ice yourself Principal Harris."

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'