Personal Space Activists T-Shirts

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Comfy?"

Private Jet

No poking doughboy

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Polly needs some time alone."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Look, you stay on your side of the bowl and I'll stay on mine!'

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

Family Cubicle

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'

"Does the doctor hug?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'