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"What? Too personal too soon?"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

Bed divider.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I'm not saying I don't want to do these things together. . . I just think this is going too far!"

No poking doughboy

Private Jet

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

To discourage unwanted advances from dates, Belinda outfitted herself with rumble strips.

'Don't worry, I always stand this close to people.'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Boy, I can't stand close barkers..."

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

Your touch makes my skin crawl. Toward me, or away from me?

"You just stay on your side of the line and I'll stay on mine."

"Personal space trainer"

"Larry, please, can you give me some space? Like, five miles?"

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Comfy?"

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'