Personal Space Lover T-Shirts

Introvert Career Faire.

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Den Furniture

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Comfy?"

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

Private Jet

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Polly needs some time alone."

Bed divider.

Family Cubicle

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

"Does the doctor hug?"

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'