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'It's not that I don't love you - I'm just not ready for us to start living together.'

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

No poking doughboy

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

Private Jet

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

Social Distancing

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"Polly needs some time alone."

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

Family Cubicle

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

"Does the doctor hug?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I know I've been late to every class this week, but considering how close you are standing next to me, I would say you're on pretty thin ice yourself Principal Harris."

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."