Personal Space Champion T-Shirts

'It's not that I don't love you - I'm just not ready for us to start living together.'

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Social Distancing

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

Private Jet

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Polly needs some time alone."

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

Family Cubicle

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

"Does the doctor hug?"

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'