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'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Club Antisocial

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

The Insiders

Space: Property of No-One

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

Private Jet

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

"I just hope this doesn't define me."

Introvert Career Faire.

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

Bed divider.

'I found the black box.'

'I'm afraid Roswell is all booked up -- How about Area 51?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

"Does the doctor hug?"

'Walter, I need more space!'

'We love having you in the Granny flat, mother, but we must respect each others space.'

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need."

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"