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'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

MANCAVELESS. Please help

Club Antisocial

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Space: Property of No-One

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

The Insiders

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

Private Jet

No poking doughboy

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

"I just hope this doesn't define me."

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Walter, I need more space!'

"Does the doctor hug?"

"Relax, folks, this is not an invasion! Just an unscheduled landing because two of our crew members got in a scuffle over a reclined seat."

"Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need."

'I'm afraid Roswell is all booked up -- How about Area 51?'