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'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need."

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

'Do you have anything with extra leg room?'

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'We love having you in the Granny flat, mother, but we must respect each others space.'

"Personally I prefer King size!"

Heavenly UFO.

'I'm sorry Frank, but I need more space!'

'Walter, I need more space!'

"Excuse me, sir, can I get off now? I think I'm gonna hurl."

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

French wine

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Privates Beach"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I blame global warming!'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Beach hats