Space Seeker T-Shirts

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need."

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'We love having you in the Granny flat, mother, but we must respect each others space.'

"Personally I prefer King size!"

Heavenly UFO.

'I'm sorry Frank, but I need more space!'

'Walter, I need more space!'

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Beach hats

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Sunbathing in the park