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Space: Property of No-One

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Emergency exit into Space

Rocket.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Lei-ing Hens

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

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