Planet Seeker Gifts

Space: Property of No-One

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Emergency exit into Space

Rocket.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Eva Mendez

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Lei-ing Hens

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

Seriously, boss? I'm no longer allowed to talk about astronomy at work? Why? It's just bad for business. What if I want to get a huge merger approved so I could finally achieve my lifelong dream of having a monopoly of my very own? The government's not exactly science-friendly these days. I don't want them throwing up roadblocks just because my minion aid something that pressed their buttons. Did you know Venus is a dead world because of global warming? Stop that.

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."