Planet Prospector Gifts

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

Rocket.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

A word from James Cameron. . .

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

You are here

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Trepanning for gold"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

Seriously, boss? I'm no longer allowed to talk about astronomy at work? Why? It's just bad for business. What if I want to get a huge merger approved so I could finally achieve my lifelong dream of having a monopoly of my very own? The government's not exactly science-friendly these days. I don't want them throwing up roadblocks just because my minion aid something that pressed their buttons. Did you know Venus is a dead world because of global warming? Stop that.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I'm trying to find a new element."