Planet Prospector Pillows

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

Rocket.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

You are here

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"Trepanning for gold"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"