Galactic Wonder Seeker Gifts

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'But what is the universe for?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The star hunters

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Emergency exit into Space

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Eva Mendez

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Ski kicker.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'Take me to your feeder,'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Desert Planet

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Children's questions

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).