Galactic Wonder Seeker Mugs

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'But what is the universe for?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The star hunters

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Emergency exit into Space

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Ski kicker.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Children's questions

Desert Planet

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"