Galactic Glee Seeker Mugs

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Covid Music

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Black Hole Corks

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Aliens leaving spacecraft.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'Which one's Ringo?'

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

'We don't settle for second best... And Bleargh here is the best in the galaxy.'

Obscure Constellations

"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

"Have we hit a wormhole?"

Cybergoths.

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"