Galactic Getaway Seeker Mugs

'Easy. In space there's no gravity, so her wrinkles are gone. Plus her mother-in-law can't phone her and he kids won't nag her!'

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Which one is named after me?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Parking meter on the moon.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Hysterically laughing monster.

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Are we there yet?"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

The Getaway

Rocket to the Moon

Leonard Nimoy

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Commercial space travel is expensive.