Galactic Getaway Seeker Mugs

'Easy. In space there's no gravity, so her wrinkles are gone. Plus her mother-in-law can't phone her and he kids won't nag her!'

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Which one is named after me?'

Parking meter on the moon.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Are we there yet?"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Rocket to the Moon

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

The Getaway

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'