Galactic Traveler Wannabe Mugs

"Have we hit a wormhole?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Dr. Roo.

Save Our Universe

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Take me to your mechanic."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Which one is named after me?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Parking meter on the moon.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Learner Driver

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."