Aspiring Space Traveler Mugs

'And it wasn't until my last semester in cosmotology that I realized it had nothing at all to do with space travel.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

Save Our Universe

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

A Space Walk

Newborn Cosmonaut

Learner Driver

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'Are we there yet?'

First Contact

Rainbow/Horizon

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'