Goth Glamour Seeker Mugs

Cybergoths.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Hooray for Bollywood!

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Fred Astaire

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Kelly Mittendorf

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

"Two for Joy."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Rich Cow: 'Simon Cowell'

Janet Leigh caricature

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"