Goth Glamour Seeker Gifts

Cybergoths.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Janet Leigh caricature

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Red Carpet

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

Emo

"Too goth?"