Gothic Charm Seeker Gifts

"Miss Petrie dines here with Mister Burton every Wednesday evening as a condition of Mister Burton's will."

Country Bumpkin.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Old-fashioned computer

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Cherub on a cloud

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Janet Leigh caricature

Olive Tree

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."